#HOWDOIPUTTHISGEEKILY

SO I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR

And still:

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHY I WATCH SO MUCH TELEVISION

I’m like:

WHEN I FINISH MY LAST PAPER OF MY UNDERGRAD CAREER

WHEN A SHOW I'M WATCHING ON NETFLIX IS TAKING FOREVER TO BUFFER

I’m just like:

WHEN I REALIZE I CAN QUOTE/SING EVERY LINE OF DR. HORRIBLE

I’m like:

WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME IF I WANT TO GO GET ICE CREAM

I’m just like:

WHY CATS ARE THE CUTEST

Exhibit A:

TRYING TO GET A JOB AFTER COLLEGE

Feels like:

WHEN I TRY TO FORCE MYSELF TO WRITE

10 minutes later, I’m like:

WHEN I WEAR MY BAZINGA SHIRT

I’m just like: